Posted 8 hours ago

nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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Posted 9 hours ago

spjcegirls:

petboyfriend:

What is gay privilege?

better sex

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

How Hook's curse by Zelena should have gone

  1. Hook: Emma, if you kiss me you'll lose your magic.
  2. Emma: Okay cool we'll just tell Regina and the others and come up with Plan B.
  3. END OF SCENE
Posted 10 hours ago

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

Posted 10 hours ago
What we’re really excited about is that we’re going to explore an Emma flashback to her days in foster care in episode five.
Eddy Kitsis (x)

(Source: berryxfabray)

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago
hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

(Source: hockeyshorts)

Posted 11 hours ago
the-salt-in-our-carbs:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

micdotcom:

Trailer: Tim Burton’s next movie looks surprisingly … normal. Well, almost.
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ok but i didn’t know the true story behind this until just now
GUYS THIS LADY’S HUSBAND TOOK CREDIT FOR HER ARTWORK AND SHE STRAIGHT UP TOOK HIM TO COURT OVER ITTHEY HAD A FUCKING PAINT-OFF IN THE GODDAMN COURT ROOM WHICH SHE WON BECAUSE HE MADE EXCUSES FOR WHY HE COULDN’T DO ITTHE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE INSPIRED BY THIS WOMAN’S ARTWORK
sorry i’m just really REALLY fascinated by this story

wait this movie looks amazing tho

the-salt-in-our-carbs:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

micdotcom:

Trailer: Tim Burton’s next movie looks surprisingly … normal. Well, almost.

Follow micdotcom

ok but i didn’t know the true story behind this until just now

GUYS THIS LADY’S HUSBAND TOOK CREDIT FOR HER ARTWORK AND SHE STRAIGHT UP TOOK HIM TO COURT OVER IT

THEY HAD A FUCKING PAINT-OFF IN THE GODDAMN COURT ROOM WHICH SHE WON BECAUSE HE MADE EXCUSES FOR WHY HE COULDN’T DO IT

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE INSPIRED BY THIS WOMAN’S ARTWORK

sorry i’m just really REALLY fascinated by this story

wait this movie looks amazing tho

Posted 11 hours ago

schrodingerskat:

misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b:

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day.

You guys. All I want for my 40th birthday is a recording of Christopher Lee saying “Gandalf you ignorant slut.”

(Source: boromirs)

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(Source: itssexualhour)